these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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