He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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