when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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