i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
I look excited, but its just a facade.
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
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