and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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