We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
Randomize
