a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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