She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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