you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
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