Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
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