Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
it was like his penis was on wheels.
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
I'm being responsible and going as a gay, slutty Mormon missionary. It's responsible because I'll have a bike helmet on for when I fall over because I'm too shitfaced to stand upright. It's safer than Count Fagula. I just need to come up with a line equal or greater than "Blaaaa I want to suck your dick"
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
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