we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
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