Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
Duck, Duck, Goose is now the autocorrect, safe for work version of fuck, fuck, loose.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
That Spanish guy who looks like Ben Affleck from that club we went to 3 weeks ago is still texting me.. He clearly doesn't remember what I look like.
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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