Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
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