just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
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