I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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