Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
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