Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
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