at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
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