I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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