i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
You left your underwear on the fireplace
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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