these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
not only did i soak my thesis by spilling celebratory shots on it, but i also stained it with lipstick making it obvious i tried to drink the vodka off it......dgaf, worth it.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
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