There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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