I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
Oh I had the weirdest dream in which I was an archeologist stealing a golden dildo from a snobby British person
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