that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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