i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
false alarm, still single
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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