Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
Your Saturday night was spent at the opera, mine was spent exchanging naked pics with a hot middle aged man that is so ripped that he looks like he's photoshopped. This is why we're blood sisters. We balance each other out.
I hate you so hard.
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