haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
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