Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
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