THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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