Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Randomize
