That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
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