My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
Thanks for ditching me last night. I got a ride home from the Dominos delivery guy. You owe me 3 large pizzas.
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
Randomize
