Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
There was this creepy guy on the bus. So I puffed out my stomach & began so hold my stomach like I was preggers.
Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
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