You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
While I was sneeking out of her apartment, there was a giant cage with a parrot in it. I half expected it to squak "hit and run...hit and run."
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
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