I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
Dude, we're at Einstein's Bagels and the dude next to us is spreading cannabutter on his bagel.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
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