That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
the gays at disneyland are vicious
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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