woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
listening to happy ending by mika while imagining him to run after me at an aiport in slow motion... also, dipping oreos in baileys. not taking this breakup well. at. all.
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
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