Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
Somehow, walking in on your drunk mom in a diaper was the least traumatic thing I saw last night
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