.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
You brought string cheese to the strip club
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
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