He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
I don't have any food so I made a martini so I could eat the olives. Don't tell me I can't think outside the box.
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
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