My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
WHY IS THERE NO EMOJI FOR "FUCK MY MOM JUST SAW MY SEX BRUISES?!"
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
Randomize
