went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
Love that I’m sending my uber driver a thank you message for taking me home via mcdonalds tonight before I’m messaging my date from tonight! Lol
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