a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
It's all part of my master plan: have him buy me all I can eat pizza and all I can drink beer AND THEN tell him there was no spark and we're better off as friends.
Who died my cat blue again?
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
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