I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
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