her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
I am available for nakedness
It's time you knew: I have been dating your probation officer for 7 months. Pretty certain he's THE ONE. So, thanks for being a criminal.
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