Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
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