Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
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