gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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