Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
Nooo, I ran into two if my exes, both having their engagement parties at the bar. It was like a fucking Eskimo family reunion, but with more tequila.
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
So I got offered a job this morning based on being a "good role model for girls" and I am drunk at 330 in the afternoon in "celebration." sometimes, life is insane. But not so bad.
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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